You see, it can appear just about anywhere. (As the doctor talks, he points the finger that was just in the NC's ass for the internal examination around, much to Malcolm and Tamara's disgust.)ĭoctor: Well, that's the funny thing about Hell. Malcolm: Why is the gateway to Hell on the Critic's ass? The Devil notices the trio looking at him.)ĭevil: Do you mind? I'm remodeling! (Blasts a burst of fire at the trio, before picking up a flower plant) This place needs a plant.

Inside is Hell, with the Devil (Malcolm) again being shown. (Malcolm and Tamara stop, with Tamara doing one more hit on NC.) You see, the Critic's ass is actually the gateway to Hell. (Malcolm and Tamara immediately resume beating up NC.) No, but, not of him. He then approaches the two.)ĭoctor: Well, you were right to be afraid. NC yelps, then whimpers as the doctor pulls his finger out. After a couple of seconds of beating up NC, we cut to a doctor played by Jim Jarosz finishing an internal examination on the NC as Malcolm and Tamara look on. (She and Malcolm grab a couple of weapons, yell a battle cry, and start beating the crap out of NC. Malcolm and Tamara come in and notice him.) Just as he is about to eat his food, NC suddenly screams in pain and falls to the ground as large balls of fire start coming out from his ass. He walks into the kitchen, and pours three different cereals, Count Chocula, Franken Berry, and Boo-Berry, into a bowl, before pouring the chocolate milk and putting a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in the middle of the bowl. He goes into a door, and comes out, now wearing a jacket colored with Halloween pumpkins. Ghostly Voice: Nostalgia-Ween! Look out, there's bullshit about. (He opens the door, revealing several clips of NC's past Halloween- related episodes, before revealing the logo 'Nostalgia-Ween'.) A shadowy letter flies towards a front door of a house and knocks on it. A person picks up one written paper, which says ' Goosebumps now nostalgically profitable!' The person is revealed to have Jack Black's face, who glows million dollar signs on his eyes. One letter passes by a billboard of Stephen King, with a caption saying, 'Read Stephen King!' During this, King's smile turns into a frown. NC opens the bag, causing all sorts of written papers and shadowy letters to fly around the place. Firstly, NC is shown walking outside a grassy park, carrying a bag labeled 'Shadowy Letter Collection'. (We start off with a parody of the introduction of Goosebumps.

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